intro: Bm B Bm B
I'm a worm herder doing nematode tallies Bm E
Here at McMurdo in the antarctic valleys Bm F#
I'm an ecological kind of a girl Bm A E G
Doing soil science at the bottom of the world F# Bm B

They call me Doctor 'cause of my post-graduate status
When the science teams see me their brains go on hiatus
My statistical methods sections spin their poor heads
Plus you know that I'm a lady who just looks good in red

I'm a worm herder doing nematode tallies
Here at McMurdo in the antarctic valleys
I'm an ecological kind of a girl
Doing soil science at the bottom of the world

I'm fertilizing the desert for to study the bugs
The helicopter pilots help me handle my jugs
Of nutrient solution which I pour on my plots
I don't really need assistance but those helo boys are hot

I'm a worm herder doing nematode tallies
Here at McMurdo in the antarctic valleys
I'm an ecological kind of a girl
Doing soil science at the bottom of the world

So if you're looking for a lady with a fun attitude
You can find me down at 77 South latitude
We'll be playing igloo kegball in the midnight sun
That is as soon as my scientific survey gets done

I'm a worm herder doing nematode tallies
Here at McMurdo in the antarctic valleys
I'm an ecological kind of a girl
Doing soil science at the bottom of the world

I'm a worm herder doing nematode tallies
Here at McMurdo in the antarctic valleys
I'm an ecological kind of a girl
Doing soil science at the bottom of the world